BREAKING: Kitten Wins Mega Millions Jackpot, Promptly Loses Ticket
The Fluffington Post has learned that a kitten from the Washington, DC area named Whitey held the winning ticket for tonight’s $640 million Mega Millions jackpot.
However, in a bout of hysteria, he crumpled the ticket into a ball, batted it around the room, and lost it under the fridge.
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Stop my phone restarting itself while I’m talking to Jaaaaaysooooooon.
He’s cheering me up!
Let me talk at him!
I’m being ignored…
Bouncing off the walls with excitement and it wasn’t even me who passed my theory test!
Well done, Jaydawggy-Jayson, you genius!
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